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pull a lochlainn 

When the helmsman of a ship rams into an island
When we realised our helmsman was about to pull a lochlainn, it was too late.

Lochlann 

A person with the intelligence of a deity, the strength of an ox, and a psionic capability of a mind flayer. They are far superior to everyone around them and deserve to be treated with respect.
Hell there Lochlann, my lord and savior
Lochlann by cool i guess June 8, 2018
A young swag master. Most often small and irish. This irish pimp normally chills with a hoe on each short arm and 36 hoes piled on top of his miniscule lap. The bitches adore him, the younger pimps envy him, the older pimps know what could of been if only they were a lachlann. The biggest, swaggyest, hottest, goddamn hot shootin, pimpin, gift of god this planet has ever seen. The only problem with lachlann is that he is simply too popular and as he walks he leaves trails of women begging for him to return, men crying, weak with self loathing. Lachlann doesnt just run your hood he runs jesus's hood and the tooth fairys hood... every badasses hood there is. If theres a hood then theres a Lachlann running it. Lachlann doesnt need an army, he is the army. Lachlann doesnt need to pay for mearly being there is enough to forfill the vendors needs and deepest desires. If you ever come across a Lachlann you can get down and beg or run from shame.
Random hoe: "OMFG, LOOK A... A LACHLANN HES... HES GODS GIFT TO
HUMANITY AND THE SAVIOR TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS."

Lachlann: "hey you, my place 6 o'clock untill my cock is up you 6, bitch"
lachlann by lamina18 December 29, 2013
He is someone you can just fall in love with. He funny around his friends, he will talk about serious things when he needs to. He is cute but can get work done. He is the person you would want as a leader
Person 1: omg look at that guy

Person 2: yeah he is a total Lochlan let’s go talk to him
Lochlan by Jesscc June 10, 2018
Lochlan's Are Usually The Cute/Gullible Type Of Guys. They're Funny And They Know How To Make People Laugh. They're Good With Being Romantic Too.
Person 1: Did You See That Kid Over There?
Person 2: he's Quite The Lochlan
Lochlan by -M☺️ August 9, 2016
Man with a penis as big as his heart. :)
That Lochlan, what a guy.
Lochlan by Mckenzie157 March 1, 2017