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lovetard 

a person who is at a loss when it comes to romancing, flirting or other such activities. i.e. someone who fails at everything to do with love or courtship.
i never get any. I'm a lovetard.
lovetard by DaveZeroZero July 22, 2007
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A dismissive term for a person that fervently follows the teachings of Jordan Peterson
Modelled on libtard and Peterson's extensive use of lobsters in his book 12 rules for life
Gary dumped his girlfriend because she didn't read 12 Rules For Life. He's such a LobTard.
lobtard by WitchTomato August 25, 2020

Lovetarded 

Cannot handle being in love; freaks out and cries; wants to run away.
She is lovetarded; therefore the relationship will never work.
Lovetarded by Blazeder November 28, 2012

LoseTard 

To be considered a loser and a retard at the same time, and representing both definitions completley. You may consider calling people this name when you are just kidding, or you may really mean it with a passion.
Say it was your best friend, you may call them a losetard for doing some sort of act of foolishness. If it a man who has hurt you and your best friend...then you may call him a losetard without any apologies needed. Afterall, he can tae it like a MAN. Except for Jason that is.....He's always womanly.
LoseTard by Monika And Sadie May 20, 2007

lovetard 

When people make a bunch of love-whoring crap (drawings, poems, songs, etc) and post it all over the internet.
ANOTHER drawing of her and her boyfriend kissing? Jeez, Sharon is such a lovetard.
lovetard by Scary Mary June 21, 2005

lovetard 

used to address a person who you love so much it's retarded how much you actually love them.
Hot Guy: Hamlexi, you are my lovetard, and i want to have beautiful children with you.
Hamlexi: {blushes} that'd be dandy.
lovetard by Hamlexi Mivettes December 30, 2005