Lob Job

a sexual move that involves a woman giving a man a handjob while wearing an oven mitt, thus resembling the claw of a lobster.

Steve: Hey foods teacher, put that oven mitt on and jerk me off.
Foods teacher: oh, you mean give you a lob job, sure.
Steve: oh wow, your the best!

by PITTdav25 November 16, 2007

Lob Job

A Lob Job is a sad handjob given behind the local red lobster.

"My side hustle is giving $20 Lob Jobs, eye contact is an extra $20"

by Tom mctommy Tom February 28, 2020

lob job

nub insertion by means of a partial limb or joint.

He was a weird guy, but who knew he was into lob jobbing?!

by william the william July 5, 2005

lobjob

A sensual handjob featuring red oven mitts, often augmented by the stimulating aroma of seafood and shame.

"I hear Fred Lobster is giving some hot lobjobs in the Long John Silvers' restroom"

by Ace20x6 January 3, 2009

lobjob

Preferably done in a dim dormitory lobby, a blow-job is given by a Caucasian girl. The girl is then thrust down by an African-American man upon his erect shaft. The girl then proceeds to suck him off until she realizes that she is drunk and does not to participate in this action. She quickly gets up and runs away. The man is left with blue-balls. There are different variations to get rid of this issue.

Phil:(Quietly) Look, Daniel I think there is a "lobjob" happening over there!

by pdilly February 22, 2011

Lobjob

1. Sucking someone’s phalanges after using their hands for their partners pleasure

My missus gave us a wristy and let me give her a lobjob

by Papa woos October 28, 2021

Lobjob

A sexual act involving a live lobster and the male genitalia. The male, most likely at a seafood restaurant asks for a live lobster, lays his genitalia on the underside of the lobster tail, and uses the tail legs motions to pleasure himself. This act is often prohibited in upscale restaurant, and is often played as a game where the participant attempts to achieve completion before being physically escorted out of the restaurant

Did you hear, the red lobster kicked Matt out for trying to get a lobjob!

by Food_Fanatic November 14, 2025