a sexual move that involves a woman giving a man a handjob while wearing an oven mitt, thus resembling the claw of a lobster.
Steve: Hey foods teacher, put that oven mitt on and jerk me off.
Foods teacher: oh, you mean give you a lob job, sure.
Steve: oh wow, your the best!
Foods teacher: oh, you mean give you a lob job, sure.
Steve: oh wow, your the best!
by PITTdav25 November 16, 2007
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Get the Lob Job mug.by william the william July 5, 2005
Get the lob job mug.A sensual handjob featuring red oven mitts, often augmented by the stimulating aroma of seafood and shame.
by Ace20x6 January 3, 2009
Get the lobjob mug.Preferably done in a dim dormitory lobby, a blow-job is given by a Caucasian girl. The girl is then thrust down by an African-American man upon his erect shaft. The girl then proceeds to suck him off until she realizes that she is drunk and does not to participate in this action. She quickly gets up and runs away. The man is left with blue-balls. There are different variations to get rid of this issue.
by pdilly February 22, 2011
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Get the Lobjob mug.A sexual act involving a live lobster and the male genitalia. The male, most likely at a seafood restaurant asks for a live lobster, lays his genitalia on the underside of the lobster tail, and uses the tail legs motions to pleasure himself. This act is often prohibited in upscale restaurant, and is often played as a game where the participant attempts to achieve completion before being physically escorted out of the restaurant
by Food_Fanatic November 14, 2025
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