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Lobjob

A sexual act involving a live lobster and the male genitalia. The male, most likely at a seafood restaurant asks for a live lobster, lays his genitalia on the underside of the lobster tail, and uses the tail legs motions to pleasure himself. This act is often prohibited in upscale restaurant, and is often played as a game where the participant attempts to achieve completion before being physically escorted out of the restaurant

Didnt you hear, Matt got kicked out of the red lobster last week from trying to get a lobjob!

by Food_Fanatic November 14, 2025

Lobjob

A sexual act involving a live lobster and the male genitalia. The male, most likely at a seafood restaurant asks for a live lobster, lays his genitalia on the underside of the lobster tail, and uses the tail legs motions to pleasure himself. This act is often prohibited in upscale restaurant, and is often played as a game where the participant attempts to achieve completion before being physically escorted out of the restaurant

Did you hear, the red lobster kicked Matt out for trying to get a lobjob!

by Food_Fanatic November 14, 2025