Napkin is the perfect alternative for the infamous N word. For years people have been saying the N word under their breath, or saying ninja instead, well HR is onto that everyone.
Napkin is the best most politically correct solution to this timeless problem.
2 guys meet at the bar
"Man there sure are a bunch of n....."
"Napkins! There are a lot of Napkins in here"
A Lob Job is a sad handjob given behind the local red lobster.
"My side hustle is giving $20 Lob Jobs, eye contact is an extra $20"