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lobjob

A sensual handjob featuring red oven mitts, often augmented by the stimulating aroma of seafood and shame.
"I hear Fred Lobster is giving some hot lobjobs in the Long John Silvers' restroom"
by Ace20x6 January 3, 2009
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Preferably done in a dim dormitory lobby, a blow-job is given by a Caucasian girl. The girl is then thrust down by an African-American man upon his erect shaft. The girl then proceeds to suck him off until she realizes that she is drunk and does not to participate in this action. She quickly gets up and runs away. The man is left with blue-balls. There are different variations to get rid of this issue.
Phil:(Quietly) Look, Daniel I think there is a "lobjob" happening over there!
by pdilly February 22, 2011
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1. Sucking someone’s phalanges after using their hands for their partners pleasure
My missus gave us a wristy and let me give her a lobjob
by Papa woos October 28, 2021
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A sexual act involving a live lobster and the male genitalia. The male, most likely at a seafood restaurant asks for a live lobster, lays his genitalia on the underside of the lobster tail, and uses the tail legs motions to pleasure himself. This act is often prohibited in upscale restaurant, and is often played as a game where the participant attempts to achieve completion before being physically escorted out of the restaurant
Didnt you hear, Matt got kicked out of the red lobster last week from trying to get a lobjob!
by Food_Fanatic November 14, 2025
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Lobjob

A sexual act involving a live lobster and the male genitalia. The male, most likely at a seafood restaurant asks for a live lobster, lays his genitalia on the underside of the lobster tail, and uses the tail legs motions to pleasure himself. This act is often prohibited in upscale restaurant, and is often played as a game where the participant attempts to achieve completion before being physically escorted out of the restaurant
Did you hear, the red lobster kicked Matt out for trying to get a lobjob!
by Food_Fanatic November 14, 2025
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