lmaocat

another word for those crappy cat macros stuck in bins

ceiling cat is watching you masterbate lmaocat

by El Horse May 6, 2007

lmaocakes

Lmaocakes are the primary diet of Johnny Xtreme. That and beer. He can often be seen jet skiing on crocodiles and fighting snakes on jetpacks while enjoying his favorite food. He loves them so much due to the lethality of lmaocakes to everyone else. Johnny Xtreme is so god damn extreme that the lmaocakes have no effect on him so he can go on with his ownage on the phonage and rockage of my sockage.

Boy: Look! Its Johnny Xtreme fighting the sharkosaurus while eating his signature lmaocakes. I fucking love tht guy.

Another Boy: Ya he's fucking sick. <3's

Johnny Xtreme: EXTREME AND TO THE MAX BITCHES!

by Lokstir May 1, 2007

LMAOACTWLWGAA

It’s an abbreviation that stands for:
Laughing My Ass Off Alabama Cause They Won’t Let Women Get An Abortion

Jeremy*textin*:says something funny

Karen*textin back cause she doesn’t ghost her friends: LMAOACTWLWGAA that was so funny!

Jeremy:what?

Karen: wdym what Jeremy? ARE YOU PRO LIFE??

by ROWANTHEBOATTOHELL July 17, 2019

LMAOATWTTB

Acronym for "Laugh my ass off all the way to the bank".
Used when something is cruel, funny and extremely profitable.

Head of Enron: Hey, I fucked over thousands of Enron employees with various fraud and I'm still a rich bastard.
Guy: LMAO
Head of Enron: Yeah, LMAOATWTTB.

by Josh_The_Misanthrope December 28, 2005

lmaoCandyy

lmaoCandyy, known as one of the few good tweeters on twitter, suspended multiple times he still comes back in hope of blowing up. He's also known as a 6ft 2in lightskin bastard, loved and adored by all. Probably best you let him know you're streaming if you're playing with him or you'll get terminated.

lmaoCandyy is such a menace to society.
When I grow up I want to be like lmaoCandyy

by AvgDefiner February 2, 2021

lmaocakes

lmaocakes are a very dangerous type of food, that once ingested causes you to 'laugh your ass off'. Sounds nice, however, as u laugh your parents disown you, you get aids, poop your pants and get attacked by wild polar bears. This sucks.

Yummmmm.... Lmaocakes....... ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (Dead)

by That guy that follows you April 18, 2007

lmaoatwdts

Laughing my ass off all the way down the street. This happens when someone says something so funny and you laughs so hard the only thing yo can think of is to run down the street, while still laughing of course.

OMG that is soo funny lmaoatwdts!!!

by LiteBriteLove February 14, 2010