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Izzgaard Lizzard

A once famous and classically beautiful Scandinavian rockstar rabbit who wound up retiring to the fine city of Seaside, California to live out her final joyous days with her adoring and attentive lagomorph lover, Mad Max who is a talented and prolific poet.
Izzgaard Lizzard knew how to age gracefully, she gave up performing at just the right time in her career, becoming simply “Izzy” while focusing on what mattered most to her: true love!

lot lizzard 

truckstop hooker
lot lizzard by Anonymous January 31, 2002

Lizzardnall 

the koolest, sweetest, sexiest, most caring person(until you piss her off) that will do anything stupid to make you laugh! crazy, crazy, crazy!! you may be crazy, but NOT Lizzardnall crazy!!
i really want to find me a Lizzardnall to be with for the rest of my life!!
Lizzardnall by beastBABY!!! October 14, 2011

Stanky Lizzard 

one who reeks of betrayal; one who betrays, backstabs, and or is straight up trippin. Quick and slippery under the gaze of truth. Full of lies and deceit. An oppressive reptile, often shunning invlovement to mask their selfishness. The stanky lizzard often has questionable morales, and seldom follows through on life.
Friend 1: "I don't have time to play Call of Duty. I'm sooo tired and need to do homework."
Friend 2: "Breh, lies! You being a stanky lizzard in this mug right meow!"

Chuck: "I thought you and her were gonna hang out today."
Tim: "Nah breh, she was a pretty stanky lizzard."
Stanky Lizzard by Trip M's in Corbett September 29, 2011

Bleeding the lizzard 

Look at that! All three of us bleeding the lizzard.

John Lizzard 

A name for a angry Lizard who just wants to make your day a living hell
John Lizzard by Iamveryannoying November 4, 2020