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LiveJasmin 

Go to Virtual Railfan they have way better content than this shitty website. Ok liveJasmin is a porn website that provide live streaming content featuring women doing bunch of weird sexual stuff like: striptease, dirty talking, masturbation, stuffing things inside their butts and vaginas and intercourse. And some of the content you have to pay for it which doesn’t worth it.
So going on livejasmin I saw a bunch of ugly girls dirty talking and then they keep shoving dildos up in their butts and vaginas. One time I saw a girl putting her butt on camera and she open her buttocks to reveal her asshole, and boy that asshole is full of nasty big rashes, scars, cuts and traces of poop on it and after seeing the anus I felt so sick that I barfted 8 times. LIKE WHO THE HELL WOULD WATCH THIS SHIT AND BE ENTERTAINED BY THAT 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮. After watching that nasty shit I went to Virtual Railfan to their fort Madison cam to see a BNSF with 5 leading GE ES44DC locomotives pulling like around 150 freight cars and that made me feel better 🙂
LiveJasmin by EMD F59PHI August 18, 2024
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livejasmin.com 

A site where women go on webcams and tease men with there bodies, and if the men sign up to the site, they can the the woman's "private show," where they pay tips to see the dance seductively, flash their breasts, and masturbate.
Guy 1: Hey man, let's go on stickam and see if we can get girls to flash us!

Guy 2: No way man! Let's go to Livejasmin.com, because there are wayyy more titties there.
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The act of broadcasting a live video stream directly from your mobile phone's camera to another source, in most cases, a website.
Mary: I wish I can go to the John Mayer's concert with you! I have no money!

Jane: Don't worry, I'll be livecasting it so you can watch it in real time.

Mary: How do I livecast?

Jane: It's easy. www.mobilelivecasting.com

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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