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LiveJasmin 

Go to Virtual Railfan they have way better content than this shitty website. Ok liveJasmin is a porn website that provide live streaming content featuring women doing bunch of weird sexual stuff like: striptease, dirty talking, masturbation, stuffing things inside their butts and vaginas and intercourse. And some of the content you have to pay for it which doesn’t worth it.
So going on livejasmin I saw a bunch of ugly girls dirty talking and then they keep shoving dildos up in their butts and vaginas. One time I saw a girl putting her butt on camera and she open her buttocks to reveal her asshole, and boy that asshole is full of nasty big rashes, scars, cuts and traces of poop on it and after seeing the anus I felt so sick that I barfted 8 times. LIKE WHO THE HELL WOULD WATCH THIS SHIT AND BE ENTERTAINED BY THAT 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮. After watching that nasty shit I went to Virtual Railfan to their fort Madison cam to see a BNSF with 5 leading GE ES44DC locomotives pulling like around 150 freight cars and that made me feel better 🙂
LiveJasmin by EMD F59PHI August 18, 2024
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livejasmin.com 

A site where women go on webcams and tease men with there bodies, and if the men sign up to the site, they can the the woman's "private show," where they pay tips to see the dance seductively, flash their breasts, and masturbate.
Guy 1: Hey man, let's go on stickam and see if we can get girls to flash us!

Guy 2: No way man! Let's go to Livejasmin.com, because there are wayyy more titties there.
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livecasting 

The act of broadcasting a live video stream directly from your mobile phone's camera to another source, in most cases, a website.
Mary: I wish I can go to the John Mayer's concert with you! I have no money!

Jane: Don't worry, I'll be livecasting it so you can watch it in real time.

Mary: How do I livecast?

Jane: It's easy. www.mobilelivecasting.com
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004