Little hulton

Little Hulton, also known as LH, is a small shit hole containing a combo of council estates in Salford, Manchester. If you’re looking for a vacation here, I hope you have got your trivago receipt as you may have mistakened it for somewhere else, as LH is not exactly a tourist hotspot. The only tourist attractions here will not attract you but they will probably try to get onto you via snapchat by sending you a picture of them with a joint inbetween their fingers with their EA7 tracksuit on and their hand down their pants asking for a shag, spelt wrong. Walking around will lead to you witnessing bare roadmen stood in groups in random car parks who stink of richmond cigs which they just robbed from premier shop, wearing kings will dream tracksuit, nike air max, a shit £2 chain from shop on precinct and talking about aitch and how they’re going to shank or shag your mum, and spitting bars from grime. Buses which go through LH are the 68, 36, 551, 553 and 38. LH borders with other shitholes: farnworth, bolton, walkden, etc. The best part of little Hulton is the exit, if you are able to exit due to you being dead because of the daily shankings, shootings and robbings.

Non-LHer: Hi, can I get directions out of Little Hulton please?

Dylan: suck you’re mum u fucking slag i will shank u dissing man’s cuntry do 1

Little hulton by topshager February 20, 2020

little hulton

Little Hulton, also referred to as LH is one of the UK’s worst towns... Mass shootings, stabbings, robberies and gang violence are a daily occurrence. The residents are also referred to as ‘spice heads’ due to the massive increase in the use of the legal high ‘spice’ meaning a huge proportion of the residents have no value to life.

1: “Giv me ur fone or ur getn dipped in da nek wiv ma 12 inch chete am from LIttle Hulton endz
2: LH is ma cuntry if u fuk wiv me u wil av an army of troopers afta u

little hulton by Get Bare P From Yay February 14, 2018

Little Hiltons 

The Little Hiltons are the fans of Paris Hilton. They have fan clubs and Paris Hilton loves them because they make her feel like she's never alone (in a good way)

"Oh my, did you see all the Little Hiltons today?"

Little Hiltons by Chickenduckman123454321 February 24, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004