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Luscombe'd

being totally wasted beyond all imagination, falling asleep drunk.
hammeredwastedslaughteredluscombe'd

Lipscomb 

v. A forceful punch/kick-spasm applied adamantly with exuberant ferociousness, yet subtle finesse. Aforementioned attack shall be delivered in the joint area located directly between the femur and the fibula, also known as the anterior cruciate ligament.

For best results, use ninja-like stealth and extreme precision. Approach your victims hindquarters and deliver the swift blow. This shall render your enemy indefinitely incapable of remaining upright.

Coined at the turn of the 21st century (circa 2002), this term was commonly associated and later named after the infamous Ohio resident and socialite, Travis Lipscomb. Travis was attributed this colloquial term due to a flesh eating virus he contracted, causing a potent stench of feces to arise from his knee area, and into the unsuspecting nostrils of millions. Thus, the name was born.

See also double Lipscomb or Lipscombx2; a Lipscomb attack taking out BOTH knees at once, for added effect.
Pal: Hey Schnal, I was walking up the stairs yesterday and that grubber Tayler was in front of me.

Schnal: What'd you do?

Pal: I Lipscomb'd his ass, he fell right down stairs like a bag of f***ing potatoes.

Schnal: Is he okay? I'm just kidding. Who cares? Good job.
Lipscomb by Schnalex May 23, 2010

Jordan Lipscomb 

Male Fashion Model: A well known model within the modeling industry, and a much admired ladies man.
Example #1) Dan pulled a (Jordan Lipscomb) to score a date with his crush.

Example #2) Dan want's to be more like (Jordan Lipscomb).

Jason Lipscomb 

Jason Lipscomb, the name of a guy who has tons of friends, great facial features, great hair , a good sense of style, a loving and caring heart , a good sense of humor , great jokes ,a strong and quick body , a great kisser , a man of his word , someone who can keep any secret ,and can make any girl feel like a princess.
I like Jason Versinco with his cool kid style ,but I love Jason Lipscomb's great personality and looks even more.
Jason Lipscomb by Deathfall30 December 7, 2016

Lipscomb 

When undergoing dental treatment and the patient complains of the material taste, the dentist intentionally smears the material all over the patient's face, usually requiring extensive combing of lips.
She said "ooh, that tastes gross." so I Lipscombed all over her face. Glorious. dirty sanchez
Lipscomb by Pokerdontist August 14, 2016

luscombe 

for one to have mold or grimespores on ones knee
johnny blaze had some nasty luscombe
luscombe by Jovan Babk October 29, 2007
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Coyote Ugly

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2. Movie

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Bob: Literally 1984!

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