liqmuring

to read the hobbit on the toilet while taking the fattest crap of your life

bro i cant call rn, im liqmuring

by gameinations September 28, 2023

lemuring

While attending large events, it describes the action of someone who joins a group conversation only to stare like a lemur while remaining awkwardly silent.

Person 1: "I've had it with this onslaught of people who can't have a normal conversation. I'm saying they enter the group, say their name, and literally stare at me while the rest of us try to converse like a bug eyed lemur didn't just sit on someone's shoulder."
Person 2: "Wow, that sound like some pretty extreme lemuring."

by vividvoid June 20, 2023

Lemuring

When one lays back and turns their face towards the sun to soak up all the rays! An act that lemurs do in groups on sunny days!

Its a little chilly out but we could still bundle up on the boat do some lemuring to tan our faces!

by TNT1980 May 31, 2018

linguring

The sexual act of pouring pudding into one's vaginal cavity and eating it with a spoon afterwards.
Comes from the Romanian verb "a linguri" (to spoon)

I was linguring my fuckbuddy and I had the occasion of eating pudding that tastes like fish.

by Duca_Nukem April 5, 2017