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Lint Balls 

The term comes from loose toilet paper particles. Clinging to the butthairs and ballhair. From rapid movement trying to remove pudding skins after taking a poop or hairy hurdler.

During this pandemic the use of cheap toilet paper has been the go-to choice for many.
The shelves been stripped of all paper products. Leaving only lower quality bargain store brands.

Hey Jimmy was eating Kristy and said she had Lint Balls.

Mommy calls dingle berrys Lint Balls.
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Lint Balls 

A condition caused by shagging a skinny or anorexic woman.

If a woman is very skinny and /or has no ass, she can cause 'lint balls' by causing a man to drag his testicles across the bed sheet while he copulates with her, thus picking up lint.

Used to describe a slender or thin woman, or one with no curves.

A chick with no ass.
Roberto asked Fred, "Hey man, would you bang Jenny?"
"No way," Fred replied, "She's too scrawny, I might get lint balls. I need a girl with some booty!"
Lint Balls by oatmeal769 January 4, 2008

Rotund Lint Ball 

When a male shaves his pubes only to paste them back together on his crotch in the shape of an orb.
Did you see Jerry's rotund lint ball? It was very well constructed.

Lint Ball 

What you sometimes find whenever a girl doesn't properly clean her genital area. Like whenever her boyfriend is going down on her, he might find a lint ball; GROSS.
DJ: I was eating her out, &nd she had a huge lint ball in her pubes...
Lint Ball by iWiener May 14, 2011

Lint Ball 

A person or account that uses spammy methods to accumulate a large number of followers on a social media site. This practice is common on Twitter where a user will friend thousands of strangers with the hope that a percentage will follow back. Many of the follow-backs come from those also hoping to accumulate followers, thus like attracts like and grows similar to how lint is used to remove lint from a dryer lint screen.
I have a thousand followers on Twitter, but about a third of them are lint balls so they don't really count.
Lint Ball by TiEsQue April 1, 2009

Lint Ball 

Word used to describe really annoying people from another country
I can't stand the new student from Britain, he's such a lint ball.
Lint Ball by TheMandarin123 January 26, 2016

Ball lint 

When (normally males) wear brand new under wear,and the fuzz sticks to the testicles.
After a full day of Tyler wearing brand new underwear, he saw that ball lint was coming off of his testicles as he washed them because the new lint had stuck onto him throughout the day. Tons of black lint washed down the shower drain, because the underwear his mom had bought him were black.
Ball lint by B.CRUZ November 2, 2009