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linglan

When your testicles hang 3 times (or more) lower that your penis
Haha he has a linglan
by rush edits February 13, 2015
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Lingling’s Principle

Rule of life that states “Whatever you do that you think you are good at, there is a 5 year old Asian who can do it 1,000 times better”.
I thought I could play the concerto the best, but due to Lingling’s principle, I was outdone greatly.
by Meh1038 November 29, 2018
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Lingfan

The shipping of Ling Yao and Lan Fan in Fullmetal Alchemist. But if you're looking this up, you probably don't know what shipping means either.
Lingfan - one of mah personal faaaavorites ;)
by Lelalo January 11, 2012
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langlang

langlang is carzy dog
by l2orphus January 20, 2005
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Linganore High School

A school located in Frederick County, MD. It's been known to have hardcore rednecks and those odd few that wish to be rednecks who talk excessively about motocross and tractor trailers. Historically, they like to drive their tractors to FORMAL proms and show up wearing jeans and a plaid button up t-shirt (if they're feeling classy). The girls vary between country hicks, fake emo and suicidal attention whores and wannabe-everything-under-the-sky preps. However, regardless of which clique they fall into or what they look like, they tend to be so easy that guys from Urbana (Linganore's RIVAL school) will sleep with the whole school before dating a girl from their own. 90 percent of the school is constantly doing some sort of drug and feel the need to post every minute of their so-called "lives" on Facebook as if anyone gives half a shit. They enjoy complaining about not getting laid after drinking to the point of puking their brain cell-deprived minds out and their inability to hold relationships for longer than a week or two at a time. A significantly tiny number of these students know how to spell the simplest of words, much less form a proper sentence, and have never even cared to pick up a dictionary to find out how to do it. Basically, the majority of the student body is desperate and nearly worthless. What a perfect little redneck town.
Person one: "Wht ru up 2?"
Person two: "What school do you go to again?"
Person one: "L1nq4n0r3, Y?"
Person two: "Oh, Slingawhore! AND you can't spell! Bye."

Guy 1: "How'd you get that girl to get with you so quickly?"
Guy 2: "She was from Linganore High School."
Guy 1: "Oh, of course. Watch out for itching...if she has a kid, it's probably not yours anyway."
by DisappointedStudent August 14, 2010
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Linganore High School

A high school located in Frederick, MD. Linganore, also known as sling a whore is a shitty school full of racist country kids. These kids work harder than all the parents at the other schools combined. They probably talk about hunting and dirtbikes more than they talk about their significant other. Same school who posted “negro” on the internet back in 2011, and tbh, not much has changed.
Person 1: “Do you do to Linganore High School?”
Person 2: “Yes!”
Person 1: “So that’s the high school you go to, how’s tractor day?”
by Lmaouraloser March 19, 2021
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lingman

a type of hippie that smokes a lot of weed and does a lot of shrooms
usually has a horrible stench becuase of the time spent in the trees
That man is such a LINGMAN

taht was a lingyy move
by peter cunts June 14, 2008
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