lillipad

A person who goes by the nickname Lillipad or a plant that grows in the water
((THERE WERE NO OTHER DEFINITIONS! LOOK YALL IT'S ME! :D ))

Hi my name is Lillipad!
That girl tried to jump on the lillipad... They aren't that strong.. she fell in. Oh no.

by lilli_pad March 1, 2021

Lillipad

hehe look guys it's me I'm in this book

Hi I'm Lillipad

by lilli_pad March 1, 2021

Lillypad

When you put some toiletpaper in the toilet right before you take a shit, to prevent water from splashing up your ass.

John Doe had to go on a public toilet, so he threw some paper in before he took a shit.
"Damn, that was a good Lillypad!"

by Newfagman March 11, 2009

Lillypad Management

Managment style that involves jumping from issue to issue constantly, never staying long enough to actually fix any issue. Similar to "putting out fires" and "drive by management"

Drone1: "How's work today man?"
Drone2: "Crappy, I can't seen to get the yellow stripes straight in the parking lot, they keep smearing"
Drone1: "Stripes? Yesterday you were working on new security code feature for the server what happened to that?"
Drone2: "Boss got his beamer dented in the lot and Lillypad Management is what happened"
Drone1: "Ribbit dude!"

by TedDeadMan January 25, 2013

lillypad

fucking the girl your friend is talking to

Parker: "Yo, Lilly. Fuck Jake, you tryna slide?"
Lilly: "yes :)"
Parker: "Perfect. Let's lillypad him"

by nigletcrusher April 6, 2023

sloppy lilipad

Is when you have a blowout on a lilipad.

Holy Shit I just made that lilipad a sloppy lilipad

by bob March 15, 2003

lillypad

this is the hair round munkys bawz or a zebras anus but this is offten confused with your mothers face

is that a lillypad no its just your mamas face

by andy and jambo dee r.f.c no1 fuckin wan December 12, 2006