lightbulbin'

The act of noticing an unlit lightbulb, removal of said lightbulb, replacement of lightbult and installation of replacement lightbulb.

"I have to go home and do some "lightbulbin'."

lightbulbin' by Barrett Gruber January 1, 2008

lightbulb bitch 

when you and your friends have led light strips and that one friend has an led lightbulb instead

it can also be used as an insult

V: Yeah, I have LED lights too
S: Your LED lights aren’t strips it’s a lightbulb
P: Lightbulb bitch

S: you ugly ass bitch
P: stfu you lightbulb bitch

lightbulb bitch by badbitcclesbian January 7, 2021

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier 

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013

lightbulb tan

A lightbulb tan is a tan gained from spending lots of time under a lightbulb. It usually results in people who are abnormally white. People who have lightbulb tans live in places that are in the middle of nowhere, are usually completely antisocial, and seem to never come out of their bright caves.

Rick: Hey where's Jim?

Bob: He is working on his lightbulb tan.
Rick: That antisocial New Jerseyite.

lightbulb tan by that guy888888 December 25, 2010

Jesus in a lightbulb 

The thing that appears above your head when you think to yourself, either silently or out loud, "WWJD?"

When you suddenly have a thought of remorse or guilt, the moment the lighbulb appears above your head, (only this time with a vision of Jesus in it with his hands held out and that puppy-dog look in his eyes...) that makes you stop and rethink your actions and the repercussions of those actions.

Dude: "Hmmm... I probably shouldn't have pocketed that $20 that just fell outta that lil' ol' lady's purse...."

(Result: Jesus appears in a lightbulb above wrong-doer's head).

Jesus in a lightbulb by munchkin'smom July 24, 2011

Lightbulb 

Word used to describe an inbred child that has a massive forehead.

That Drew kid is so creepy with his massive forehead.
It looks like a 'lightbulb'.

Lightbulb by Drew is an inbred child November 9, 2010

Hollywood Lightbulb 

On a television show or movie, when a character gets a great idea. They end up being near some sort of light that turns on right when the idea hits them.

Sitcom Star: "Maybe she'll date me if create some scrapbooks of scenic pictures for her!"
*light over head blinks on*
Dude watching at home: "Man, that was a cheesy Hollywood Lightbulb!"

Hollywood Lightbulb by Lex13 January 11, 2010