Light Socket

Sexual term where you plug it in.

I screwed that light socket!!

Light Socket by Light Socket like a Boss November 28, 2012

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Light Socket Dick

When a male or Shemale inserts there dick into a working light socket.

Todd: "Haha Raza, you gott be Light Socket Dick this time!!!"
Raza: "Awwweh Buttlips"

Light Socket Dick by PoopKyle October 20, 2008

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Light Socket Dick • lightsocket • light • light-weight • light skin • light bulb • Light Yagami • light work • LIGHT UP • light at the end of the tunnel

lightsocket

The act of inserting barbed wire carefully down the dick hole with extreme force. Then urinate, with the barbed wire in the penis hole, onto a light socket while standing on a nice wet floor (Preferably 4 or more inches of water with additives like acid for extra burning on the feet and a layer of exacto knifes glued upright on the floor for extreme cutting of the feet)

Life sucks so much I'm going to lightsocket myself tonight.

lightsocket by acarpish March 26, 2008

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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