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Schizo Lifter 

A based Lifter that has crossed the line of lifting safely for health and lifts to fight the demonic entities that plague his every waking moment. Is also usually wanted by the federal government.
Did you see that Schizo Lifter at the gym?

Yeah, last I heard he was telepathically communicating with esoteric beings from the 7th dimension while maxing out in bench press.
Schizo Lifter by Schizo_lifter93 November 23, 2021

Shirt-lifter 

Humorous phrase used to typically describe someone who enjoys lifting up the shirt of a shirt-wearer. Usually used to describe a homosexual man who does indeed lift up the shirt of a guy just before slipping his penis up the rectum of said guy, or just before taking another man's organ into his mouth.

E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his member, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler his shirt would need to be lifted up, or even better removed entirely.
"Deontay been spending a lot of time at those fruity male only bars, he must be a serial shirt-lifter that really loves cock!"
Shirt-lifter by Llewelyn Dowd July 25, 2023

fake-lifter

1. (noun) A person who pretends to display physical excertion amongst a group that is carrying a large heavy object, where in reality that person is not contributing to the collective strength at all.
1. Nobody passed Smitty a beer after we moved the piano because everyone knew he was just a fake-lifter.
fake-lifter by Mickey Nation January 7, 2007

social lifter 

A person who spends an inordinate amount of time in the gym in order to meet new people, catch up with friends, and fill up his spank bank. Though difficult to identify, this person will perform only one set of an exercise, stand up to stretch, and walk around the gym looking for someone to hit up.
James: I wish that tard would stop bogarting the flat bench.

Kevin: Don't worry, he's just a social lifter. I'll chat him up, you steal the bench.

Ego lifter 

Typically, of the male persuasion. This type of gym goer will usually overload with weight when lifting. They are usually the biggest noise makers, and command an audience, because they have to slam weight around because they are overcompensation for otger physical inadequacies(small hands, feet, or dick size).
I had to leave the room because of all the noise that Ego Lifter is making.
Ego lifter by Luckluckyluckford August 13, 2018

Leg-Lifter 

A massive fart. So named because you must lift up one of your legs to properly release the pressure.
Guy1: "Where did you go?"

Guy2: "I went into the bathroom to release a massive leg-lifter"

Guy1: "Good thing you went into the other room"
Leg-Lifter by Mathius_Dragoon March 3, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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