librocara 

The spanish version of facebook

Person 1: So i was talkin to my friend on the librocara the otherday and she be tellin me that she gotta brand new baby daddy and i was like HELLL naaaaaw...

librocara by jankchic November 5, 2011

Librarape 

Librarape (noun): The act of receiving unwanted and unwelcomed tasks forcibly placed upon oneself in a library. Regardless of how loud one kicks, screams, yells, cries, blows librarape whistles, or the like-librarape is sure to occur. Victims of librarape are often physically, mentally and emotionally weak for days, even weeks after the incident. Some victims of more serious incidences of librarape often exhibit many symptoms of modern psychological disorders. librarape is especially frequent during finals week.

Victim: Bro, I've been at the library for the past 16 hours. I...I...*stammers*...I...just don't know. I DON'T KNOW MAN!
Friend: You Don't know what?
Victim: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!
Friend: Sounds like you got Libraraped!

Victim: I tried slitting my wrists with the books, then strangling myself with the mouse cord, but the pain just wouldnt go away.
Psychologist: I see and how does that make you feel?
Victim: Like I've been *dramatic chipmunk look* LIBRARAPED!
Psychologist: GASP!

Guy 1: So dude, what did you think of that movie, A Beautiful Mind?
Guy 2: I thought it was great. I love how the director incorporated the psychological aspects into the film!
Guy 1: Well this is my theory. I dont think Russell Crowe was crazy. I just think he spent too much time at the library.
Guy 2: Interesting point. He could have simply been severely affected by Librarape.
Guy 1: True Dat!

Librarape by SKARLET REMEDY December 19, 2010

Liberocrat 

Someone who votes for a democratic candidate in any election but is also a person who has liberal veiws either on par or beyond those of the candidate they voted for. A librocrat is also someone who feels that they are better people for having more liberal views than those of their fellow democrats or even republicans. In short, liberocrats are pretty obnoxious and possibly hippies.

"I voted for Obama and am thusly superior to you who voted for McCain. I just hope he completely socializes medicine soon!"
"Shut the fuck up Meggie. You stupid Liberocrat."

Liberocrat by J is a cunt waffle August 30, 2011

liarocracy 

Government of liars. Rule by the dishonest. What we basically have in the US today. All politicians are corrupt and full of shit. They will say anything to the public to get elected, and do the opposite once elected. If they tell the truth, it is only accidental. They serve only moneyed interests, but never mention this fact.

Obama promised to get us out of two wars, pass meaningful health care reform, take care of "main street," and "bring change to America." No dice. He is just another member of the liarocracy.

liarocracy by Dickie Bundle October 19, 2010

libraratory 

a place where only Brendon Huron goes to be with all of his friends who don't exist

I was in the libraratory alone today with all of my friends

libraratory by cashmoney5 September 19, 2017