A portmanteau of lewd and luddite referring to a type of person that laughs and makes double entendres at every given opportunity whilst having some degree of disdain for technology.
M|G: "I would love to be a hillbilly, living in nature away from all this suburban keeping up with the Jones rubbish."
H|R: "I agree, cities are so problematic in myriad ways, the food you get from supermarkets doesn't taste fresh - it comes all the way from China or Vietnam ...and I like firm melons."
The act of a person (mostly lolis) going beyond the normal level of lewd; for example the transition from ecchi to hentai.
Girl: Big brother in your absence I begun to unlock the full potential of my loli powers.
Boy: Excellent you have just experienced a 'lewdening'. with every loli you destroy your lewdness shall grow. Come we must go somewhere to continue your training. We must make you lewder
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).