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The action of lewding someone or something.
He lewded the anime loli, what a sicko.
Lewded by Krazymouse October 30, 2017
Lew-dah-diss verb,

To be ousted from a special occasion by one who has poor social etiquette.
Person 1:"Hey, you're not going to the party tomorrow?"

Victim: "What party??"
Person 1: "The one everyone's going to, its going to be awesome!"
Person 2:"Dude, what a Lewdadiss!"

Leaded Pencil 

Ther eroused state of the male member. A throbbing boner, a chub, a stiffy.
Whoa dude. Check out that babe. She's so hot she's giving me a leaded pencil.

Lewddite 

A portmanteau of lewd and luddite referring to a type of person that laughs and makes double entendres at every given opportunity whilst having some degree of disdain for technology.
M|G: "I would love to be a hillbilly, living in nature away from all this suburban keeping up with the Jones rubbish."

H|R: "I agree, cities are so problematic in myriad ways, the food you get from supermarkets doesn't taste fresh - it comes all the way from China or Vietnam ...and I like firm melons."

M|G: "Ha ha! I like bananas with cream."

H|R: "He, he, he!"

Passerby: "Bloody lewddites!"
Lewddite by Hillbilly & Hippie April 2, 2011

Leaded Coffee 

Coffee that is highly caffeinated. A strong brew.
Waitress, please give me a cup of Leaded Coffee. I want the good stuff.

lewdening 

The act of a person (mostly lolis) going beyond the normal level of lewd; for example the transition from ecchi to hentai.
Girl: Big brother in your absence I begun to unlock the full potential of my loli powers.

Boy: Excellent you have just experienced a 'lewdening'. with every loli you destroy your lewdness shall grow. Come we must go somewhere to continue your training. We must make you lewder

Girl: I love you big brother.

Boy: As I you!

*Police sirens*
lewdening by tfwntai August 15, 2017
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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