M|G: "I would love to be a hillbilly, living in nature away from all this suburban keeping up with the Jones rubbish."

H|R: "I agree, cities are so problematic in myriad ways, the food you get from supermarkets doesn't taste fresh - it comes all the way from China or Vietnam ...and I like firm melons."

M|G: "Ha ha! I like bananas with cream."

H|R: "He, he, he!"

Passerby: "Bloody lewddites!"