lerqkin

that sexy guy joel, who wears glasses.

yo is that lerqkin? the sexy guy with glasses.

lerqkin by uzipink November 21, 2023

lerking 

-Verb
1. The act of lurking in a concealed manner while pleasuring oneself, i.e., masturbating, spanking it, jerking the gherkin, etc.
2. The act of lying or waiting in concealment while pleasuring oneself.
3. To exist unperceived while fondling the genitals.
Origin:
Derived from the two words "lurking" and "jerking"

The girls at the Chi Omega house totally caught me lerking and called the cops. I had to run like a motherfucker.

lerking by nltgn February 5, 2010

Insta-lerking 

Going more than 25 weeks deep into someone that you fantasize about's Instagram Page and not liking any pictures.

Gurl#1: i was insta-lerking Dequans page last night.
Gurl #2: Did you like any pictures?
Gurl #1: Hell no, i was 56 weeks deep into that page gurl!!!!

Insta-lerking by UbERmaN3221 November 4, 2015

Lerkin' 

verb: Intentionally posing in other people's photos, for a later surprise; Jumping in to a picture uninvited; Being in a picture without the subjects approval or knowledge.

"Haha did you see Josh lerkin' in those kids' picture??"

Lerkin' by Rahiti June 28, 2008

Lerking 

The act of being approximately 1462.7 lbs. overweight while still retaining an incredibly dense muscle mass. Lerking is also defined as the act of benching the world, while being spotted by Atlas. Those who Lerk are generally bad at walking and balancing, and tend to trip on anything and everything in their general vicinity. Lerks typically can be found masturbating upside down in playground near small children, inside Tommy Lockhart's van, or inside a vaginaboob.

That Eric was Lerking so hard, he benched my world.

Lerking by Tbaratta April 29, 2012

lerking 

Verb Lerking comes from the verb lerk which means to sneek.

"Thirsty nigg** be lerking you have to catch em' and merk em'" The Massacre, 50 cent, In My Hood

lerking by Cario Williams April 7, 2005

Insta-lerking 

When someone goes into a person's profile. They go as far as their very first post, but never want to like anything, because it would be too weird.

Gurl #1 (on the phone, so there is some sarcasm)- Gurl, OMG!! I was just Insta-lerking through Gavin's pics he is sssoooooooo HOT!!!
Gurl#2- OMFG! Really?! Did you like any of them????
Gurl#1- OMF NOOO!!! Gurl it was a year back that I went up to, there is no way that I am going to like his pictures.

Insta-lerking by I_am_a_unicorn January 17, 2016