lemon shit

when a shit burns your ass

oh fuck me that burnt, i just had a lemon shit

by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

Lemony Shitsit

The unfortunate series of events when you're sitting down to poop, and you fart just after pulling down your pants and before you sit down, leading to sitting with your head in a fresh and full-strength cloud of your own ungodly stench.

During my bathroom emergency after taco Tuesday, I had a Lemony Shitsit so fresh I wanted to puke.

by t-rud February 16, 2023

Lemonshmit

Where the person spits on a lemon and hits somone with it therefore, Lemonshmit

Katie is planning to lemonshmit James tonight at the football game
Oh really?
Yea

by The_1:50_thinker June 27, 2022

Lemonshine

Moonshine with lemonade flavoring.
Can be made with kool-aid, lemonade mix, or whatever else you want.
Similar to Grapeshine

I got some lemonshine back in the fridge. Y'all want some?

by Artemis201 December 18, 2012