lemon sex

When someone tries to have sex with a lemon but their dick starts to burn because they have an STD.

I tried having lemon sex and my penis started to sting.

by Lemon job September 7, 2016

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Lemon sex

When you’re so unattractive the guy on top of you has his eyes closed like he’s just bitten a lemon

I drank lemon juice straight fresh lemon and pulled the face he pulls when we have sex and it’s a lemon eating face he got angry and said put more water in the lemon juice. lemon sex “we had lemon sex again today”

by LemonSex March 17, 2023

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Lemon Sexual

Someone whose attracted to Lemons in a sexual matter.

"Fuck man, I think I need to buy another bag of lemons. I masterbated through all of them."

"Dude why the hell would you fuck lemons."

"I'm a lemon sexual, plus they make my dick taste sour."

by BadAsh42069 January 15, 2020

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sexy sexy lemon pexy

Sexy sexy lemon pexy is used by Aussie high school students, particularly in Sydney. If someone refers to something as sexy sexy lemon pexy it means that they calling it sexy in a joking matter and do not actually consider it sexy. Sexy sexy lemon pexy is also a branch of 'lemon' slang, other 'lemon' slang includes "fancy wancy lemon clancy" or "nasty wasty lemon pasty".

If your mate showed you a picture of someone trying to be sexy you would say "sexy sexy lemon pexy". Or if someone was trying to be sexy/jokingly being sexy you would say"sexy sexy lemon pexy".

by sexysexylemonpexyinventor July 26, 2018

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