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legal alien 

A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him home.
Mark Phillips is a legal alien as he, being a captain in the battle of the sexes, walks the world not believing the atrocities that men bring upon themselves and one another and wishing nothing more than to be brought back to the mother ship.
legal alien by Marco Felipes December 24, 2007
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legal alien 

A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him home.

Mark is a legal alien as he, being a captain in the battle of the sexes, walks the world not believing the atrocities that men bring upon themselves and one another and wishing nothing more than to be brought back to the mother ship.
legal alien by Captain69 January 1, 2008

Legal Alienation

The feeling of estrangement from the legal system—a sense that law is not a tool of justice but an incomprehensible, distant, and often hostile apparatus. Legal alienation arises when you cannot afford a lawyer, when proceedings are delayed for years, when the language of statutes and rulings is impenetrable, when the law protects the powerful while punishing the poor. It is the belief that the legal system operates for its own sake, not for you, and that justice is a lottery you cannot win.
Legal System Alienation

A more specific form of legal alienation: the estrangement from the entire apparatus of courts, procedures, and institutions. It includes the experience of being processed, not heard; of seeing delays, technicalities, and costs that crush genuine claims; of knowing that your case will be decided by a judge or jury who have no context for your life. Legal system alienation produces cynicism: the law is not a shield or a sword, but a labyrinth designed to exhaust you before you ever reach a resolution.

Example: “Her small claims case was postponed four times in two years—legal system alienation, justice delayed and denied by its own machinery.”

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026