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A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him home.

Mark Phillips is a legal alien as he, being a captain in the battle of the sexes, walks the world not believing the atrocities that men bring upon themselves and one another and wishing nothing more than to be brought back to the mother ship.

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legal alien

A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him home.

Mark is a legal alien as he, being a captain in the battle of the sexes, walks the world not believing the atrocities that men bring upon themselves and one another and wishing nothing more than to be brought back to the mother ship.

legal alien by Captain69 January 1, 2008

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Legal Alienation

The feeling of estrangement from the legal system—a sense that law is not a tool of justice but an incomprehensible, distant, and often hostile apparatus. Legal alienation arises when you cannot afford a lawyer, when proceedings are delayed for years, when the language of statutes and rulings is impenetrable, when the law protects the powerful while punishing the poor. It is the belief that the legal system operates for its own sake, not for you, and that justice is a lottery you cannot win.

Legal System Alienation

A more specific form of legal alienation: the estrangement from the entire apparatus of courts, procedures, and institutions. It includes the experience of being processed, not heard; of seeing delays, technicalities, and costs that crush genuine claims; of knowing that your case will be decided by a judge or jury who have no context for your life. Legal system alienation produces cynicism: the law is not a shield or a sword, but a labyrinth designed to exhaust you before you ever reach a resolution.

Example: “Her small claims case was postponed four times in two years—legal system alienation, justice delayed and denied by its own machinery.”

Legal Alienation by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal April 15, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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