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leg hound 

1. a male dog the humps your leg
2. a young man with a powerful sex drive that will fuck anybody, anything, anytime, anywhere.
1. What could be more awkward than meeting your girlfriends parents with their damned leg hound humping and nutting on your shin.

2. Jesus Shawn! I can understand fucking an fag-hag like Jamie but did you have to fuck her buddy Travis too?
leg hound by james savik October 2, 2006
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Mississippi Leg Hound 

A very horny dog that looks at your leg and thinks it is a prospective mate, then hump away like there's no tomorrow with the lipstick fully extended.
Cousin Eddie: "Only problem is he’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg and just go to town."

Mississippi leg hound 

A dog that continually hunches one's leg.
Mister, I can't get any yard work done if you don't chain up that Mississippi leg hound.

Louisiana Leg Hound 

A phrase used to describe a dog that excessively humps people. Either used in an endearing sense or warning potential victims.
Jim: Hey don't sit down on the floor, Rex may look purebred but he's got a little Louisiana Leg Hound in him.
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