Leftist propaganda 

Term used by vilan capitalists to describe facts being generated by a more sophisticated person. These facts are hard truths, ways to live by, NOT alternative facts or fake news. While leftist propaganda may be propaganda, it is in fact the truth about the correct way of living.
This is often used by those who are too dumb to see the truth in front of them: that we should put our means together to achieve the impossible!

Person 1: Oh man, I need to pay my university fees, but i’m broke.

Person 2: You should have tried to get scholarships and loans.

Person 1: The percentage of students that are drowning in loans until old age and can’t provide for themselves all because the capitalist society did them wrong is too high. The government should pay for studies for everyone. That way, everyone has an equal chance at getting a good job, and universities are not based on money, they are based on hard working high school students that get good grades and demonstrate more than honourable achievement.

Person 2: That’s all just leftist propaganda! Me and daddy’s credit card will pay for uni for me so that I need not suffer like those who work harder but have less money.

Leftist propaganda by Patate324 April 3, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012