leavittitis 

The disease that anyone with the last name Leavitt is prone to leaving the milk out when eating a bowl of cereal and letting the milk become warm and develops a condensation coat rather than putting the milk back in the fridge.

Gary always leaves the milk out, I think he has Leavittitis

leavittitis by Randy Leavitt May 16, 2020

leavittation 

a rock climbing technique for climbing wides cracks (4 inches to 8 inches wide, aka "off-widths") developed in the late 1970's and early 1980's by climbers Randy Leavitt and Tony Yaniro.

The rock climber used leavittation to negotiate the off-width crack.

leavittation by rock climber February 5, 2010

Leavittation 

1. The act of using incredibly poor judgement and trying to be humorous too soon to a tragic event. Typically a long-term symptom of poor parenting resulting in a total lack of common sense and dignity.

2. The use of self-indulgent dark humor via social media in a desperate attempt to draw attention to your miserable existence.

Person A: Did you hear about that bombing at the Ariana Grande concert? How terrible.
Person B: Yeah, that dude really wanted to nail her, didn't he?
Person A: Dude, stop it. That is some serious Leavittation you got going on.

Leavittation by Jose Frijoles May 23, 2017

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012