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leavehomesafe 

Leavehomesafe is an app whose prototype was invited by CCP and Carrie Lam. And Chinese noob- programmers who are the pets of CCP wrote this garbage app. To use it, open the app, wait a looooooong time to open it, then use the app to scan the QR code that the site provided. It tracks places that the user went and whether others with the Wuhan virus (covid 19) appeared in that place you were there too, then it will report to you and the government and CCP. It seems just like a simple QR codes scanner and a pdf reader that tell ya whether you are vaccinated. However, this fuckin app DOESN'T work on android 7.1.2 and below or IOS 12 and below! That is definitely discriminate citizens who use old phones and can't afford the new one. Also, it uses a lot of storage(more than 200mb) use a lot of ram heating up your cpu, and drains your battery! And whats the worse is even Hong Kong government passed laws and required all citizens install this trash app, then whenever people go to anywhere( such as buying daily goods in shopping mall ), they must use this app to scan the QR code so they would not be denied to visit in. If they had forgot to scan it and headed into those places, they would be arrested and lost 10k hk dollars !And yet, what's the most hell-likely is both of the HK governments and officials doesn't installed this app on their iPhone (not the Huawei one!) Poor and innocent Hong Kong citizens are being tracked where they went by CCP and HK government every day: (
Carrie Lam: All citizens are responsible for fighting against the covid 19, use leavehomesafe and scan the QR code in all sites
My grandma: But my phone is Samsung galaxy S2 and it leavehomesafe doesn't work on android 4.1.2. I just want to just buying food for eke out of living in wet market. So I am being soft-jailed(sorrows)

Remind ya that most Hong Kongers don't know that they could install a custom ROM on their phone to update their system!
leavehomesafe by PolyMoster February 11, 2022
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