lazytard

describes any person who is lazy enough to pay people to do their work for them while they sit and watch. This person is usually fat and enjoys eating honeybuns and sandwiches while doing so.

As i watched my sister raking leaves and my dad consuming a honeybun while lounging on the bench I thought, "wow, what a lazytard!"

by nikki is more awesome than you cause she has blue hair April 23, 2008

laztarded

When someone is so lazy that they either seem to be retarded or for all intents and purposes are functioning at the level of a retard.

"Fuck, that dude is seriously laztarded." or "No, Bob really isn't that dumb, he's just been kinda laztarded lately.

by Meisen July 7, 2008

lazetard

a really lazy guy.

A: why don't you invite him to the party ?
B: I did, but he won't come, he's a lazetard.

by Rick The Guy January 7, 2011

lazytarian

An omnivore who prefers veggies but will eat meat if it's too hard to find a vegetarian dish.

Rob: Hey man I'm starving but this taco truck only has meat dishes? Aren't you a vegetarian?

Joe: Nope, thankfully I'm a lazytarian. I'll have 3 tacos al pastor!

by Whiskey McGee November 16, 2009

Ladytard

A man that is hopeless when it comes to women, he has NO CLUE. Hes not a bad guy, in fact he may be lovely. He just has zero game. Women are talking a foreign language in his mind...

Friend: How was the date last night?

Guy: I thought it was going well. She invited me up for coffee... but I don't drink coffee so I went home.

Friend: face palm you are SUCH a ladytard!

by NZNZNZNZ November 29, 2014

LazyHard

Adjective
Is used to describe an individual who works hard, but is still some how lazy.....

Yeah Trevor & Kaitlyn are some lazyhard workers.

by Doomaga December 25, 2017