Ladytard

A man that is hopeless when it comes to women, he has NO CLUE. Hes not a bad guy, in fact he may be lovely. He just has zero game. Women are talking a foreign language in his mind...

Friend: How was the date last night?

Guy: I thought it was going well. She invited me up for coffee... but I don't drink coffee so I went home.

Friend: face palm you are SUCH a ladytard!

by NZNZNZNZ November 29, 2014

ladygarden

noun. A place of great interest to many horticulturalists, but ironically not uphill gardeners. Coloquially used to describe an overgrown patch which has been in need of a good digging over for some while.
An unkempt protective layer of hair covering the pubic mound on a woman's body. Terry Waite's allotment

"I think it's about time your ladygarden was sorted again. I just caught Spurt Reynolds in your hedge when I attempted entering the pink palace, and he doesn't look happy to me!"

by Niall Brady February 9, 2003

Ladygarden

A polite term for those of us who prefer the not so dirty words. ladygarden is defined as the well cared for area before a man enters a lady cave. Note to reader: you may come across some badly tended gardens, but do not fear call 118 for your nearest salon

Martin went for a ramble in Claire's ladygarden

by Craig McCombie September 3, 2006

Ladygarden

Basically a slightly undercover way to call someone a cunt, or cunts (ladygardens) without using said word that disgusts so many. Used in situations or places where the C bomb cant be dropped, so amongst parents/grandparents, or on and online forum where the C word will not be tolerated.

Hey Nick look at that bunch of ladygardens over there. Alternatively hey Steve your such a ladygarden

by Dafury69 April 25, 2020

lazytard

describes any person who is lazy enough to pay people to do their work for them while they sit and watch. This person is usually fat and enjoys eating honeybuns and sandwiches while doing so.

As i watched my sister raking leaves and my dad consuming a honeybun while lounging on the bench I thought, "wow, what a lazytard!"

by nikki is more awesome than you cause she has blue hair April 23, 2008

LadyStardust

An overweight, retarded, anime-loving fan girl that is completely irrelevant in every way possible.

Guy 1: My car's pimpin' yo
Guy 2: Yeah check out those rims bro
Guy 3: So how about that new batman movie? heh heh heh
Guy 2: Man you're such a LadyStardust
Guy 3: gobble gobble

by Big Gangsta GB May 24, 2010

Ladstard

When a person is at an age younger than 17, and is very very stubborn. Not often used for people 18 and older.

"Stop being a ladstard and behave." "What are you, a ladstard? So immature."

by Kinglebingle October 18, 2025