Ladytard
A man that is hopeless when it comes to women, he has NO CLUE. Hes not a bad guy, in fact he may be lovely. He just has zero game. Women are talking a foreign language in his mind...
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ladygarden
noun. A place of great interest to many horticulturalists, but ironically not uphill gardeners. Coloquially used to describe an overgrown patch which has been in need of a good digging over for some while.
An unkempt protective layer of hair covering the pubic mound on a woman's body. Terry Waite's allotment
An unkempt protective layer of hair covering the pubic mound on a woman's body. Terry Waite's allotment
"I think it's about time your ladygarden was sorted again. I just caught Spurt Reynolds in your hedge when I attempted entering the pink palace, and he doesn't look happy to me!"
ladygarden by Niall Brady February 9, 2003
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Ladytard • ladygarden • LadyStardust • Ladstard • lazytard • Lady Gardener • lady hardon • lady nards • Lardy Tard • Lardy-Tardy
Ladygarden
A polite term for those of us who prefer the not so dirty words. ladygarden is defined as the well cared for area before a man enters a lady cave. Note to reader: you may come across some badly tended gardens, but do not fear call 118 for your nearest salon
Ladygarden by Craig McCombie September 3, 2006
Ladygarden
Basically a slightly undercover way to call someone a cunt, or cunts (ladygardens) without using said word that disgusts so many. Used in situations or places where the C bomb cant be dropped, so amongst parents/grandparents, or on and online forum where the C word will not be tolerated.
Hey Nick look at that bunch of ladygardens over there. Alternatively hey Steve your such a ladygarden
Ladygarden by Dafury69 April 25, 2020
lazytard
describes any person who is lazy enough to pay people to do their work for them while they sit and watch. This person is usually fat and enjoys eating honeybuns and sandwiches while doing so.
As i watched my sister raking leaves and my dad consuming a honeybun while lounging on the bench I thought, "wow, what a lazytard!"
lazytard by nikki is more awesome than you cause she has blue hair April 23, 2008
LadyStardust
Guy 1: My car's pimpin' yo
Guy 2: Yeah check out those rims bro
Guy 3: So how about that new batman movie? heh heh heh
Guy 2: Man you're such a LadyStardust
Guy 3: gobble gobble
Guy 2: Yeah check out those rims bro
Guy 3: So how about that new batman movie? heh heh heh
Guy 2: Man you're such a LadyStardust
Guy 3: gobble gobble
LadyStardust by Big Gangsta GB May 24, 2010
Ladstard
When a person is at an age younger than 17, and is very very stubborn. Not often used for people 18 and older.
Ladstard by Kinglebingle October 18, 2025
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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