lazytarian 

An omnivore who prefers veggies but will eat meat if it's too hard to find a vegetarian dish.

Rob: Hey man I'm starving but this taco truck only has meat dishes? Aren't you a vegetarian?

Joe: Nope, thankfully I'm a lazytarian. I'll have 3 tacos al pastor!

lazytarian by Whiskey McGee November 16, 2009

latarian 

hoodrats who beat up their grandmas for chicken wings and go for joyrides with their friends who smoke cigarettes

yo man u hear what that latarian did? he beat up his gramma fo some chicken wings!

latarian by i wanna no where da gold at January 18, 2009

latarian 

seven year old hood-rats who steal their grandma's car & go for joyrides.

dang, that kid just pulled a 'latarian'!! she stole her papa's car & went teepeeing all over the hood!

latarian by lakni May 6, 2008

Labetarian 

Now that science has accomplished the growth of real meat in a laboratory, from stem cells in Holland, there will be a new brand of meat eaters when this hits our supermarkets.
Labetarian's are people who will eat meat grown in a laboratory but not meat from butchered animals.
In essence it is harmless; no animal has been killed, injured or involved in its production.
This will be the future for vegetarians who love the taste of meat but wish not to kill or purchase butchered animals for there own desires.

Polly: I get why you became a veggie but this steak has been produced from stem cell growth, in a laboratory; surely you can eat that and become a Labetarian?

Sue: I guess so, it looks amazing!

Labetarian by dannyzz February 18, 2013

Landtarian 

A diet excluding anything that comes out of the water like fish and shellfish. The only meat that is consumed is land animals and birds.

I am a landtarian so I do not eat anything out of lakes, rivers and oceans. I only eat animals that live on land and birds because they are dumb.

Landtarian by TomCB January 2, 2013

lametarian 

a person who only eats things that are lame (aka those tht are incapable of walking). The food that lameterians eat includes vegetables, fruits, mushrooms, veal (veal is allowed because the baby cows are fattened so much that they can no longer walk), eggs (because the eggs cannot walk), most seafood (except crabs and lobsters) and snakes.

Dustin: "I cannot eat that lamb meat; I'm a lametarian"
Sketchy Chef: "hmm.... here's some veal instead"

lametarian by Blaine the Sledgehammer November 29, 2010

Lazarian

Whenever a person is being arrogant or pretencious with their tone and pomposity, while contemplating sadistic and domineering thoughts, that person is being of Lazarian nature.

Random: I feel down… I just hurt a person some minutes ago...
Lazarian subject: *scoff* Really? Is that so? Pity. I would have enjoyed that.

Lazarian by Beaneater3000 February 22, 2019