lazy penis

a penis which connot be bothered

*wont have sex

*cant get erect

*sighs alot

*takes up smoking

*with lazy penis you'll often get the side effect of saggy daddys

"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have lazy penis"

"god not lazy penis again and right before a big date"

"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003

ladypenis

The enlarged, dangling clitorus possessed by steroid using female bodybuilders and wrestlers.

Did you see the picture of Chynna's ladypenis? I think I'm scarred for life!

by yyyyyyy May 18, 2005