laying cable
Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.
laying cable by Anonymous May 9, 2003
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laying cable
A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.
laying cable by Tim December 24, 2003
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Laying a cable
Laying a cable by Dieseldoctor December 17, 2008
Laying a cable
Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....
A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...
The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"
A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...
The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"
Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?
Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable
Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit
Boss - you going to Lay a cable
Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off
Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable
Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit
Boss - you going to Lay a cable
Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off
Laying a cable by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009
Laying a cable
British slang for taking a shit
Laying a cable by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018
Laying a cable
British slang for taking a shit
Laying a cable by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018
Laying A Cable
Laying A Cable by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019
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