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lay cable

Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.
by Big Steve September 4, 2003
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lay some cable

To produce solid waste,often used to amuse workmates,or as an excuse when you are going for a number 3.
Out the way lads,Im going to strech my hoop and lay some cable
by chris ord August 31, 2006
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lay a cable

did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol
by RAHH ooo rah un rahhh January 16, 2009
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lay a cable

Another phrase for the act of defication.
Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.
by dj_derek March 5, 2003
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