lavza 

Lavza is a friend and girlfriend you can trust. She is one of the most loyal people you'll meet in your life. If you're dating a lavza, consider yourself as a very lucky person as she would do anything to make you feel loved. She is the sweetest, funniest and a person who you won't be bored when you're with her. Lavza is one of those people who can make your day better. She is a ball of sunshine and sometimes she might be a little too freaky. She thinks that no one likes her but in reality every guys dream girl is her. She is the prettiest in her friend group and also in her family. She can get anything she likes.

Oh, did you know that Lavza and the hottest senior Jake are dating? I really wish everything goes right between them. They look so good together.

lavza by Lavza November 23, 2021

Lavza 

The prettiest and sweetest girl you'll ever meet. She'll make you feel happy and you won't be insecure as she gives you multiple compliments throughout the day. If you're dating a Lavza, consider yourself lucky as she would do anything to make you feel loved. Little things will make her really happy like a tight hug or an unexpected kiss. One thing you really don't want to do is become an enemy of her unless you want to get teared mentally and physically. She is the funniest and a ball of sunshine that every mom likes. She is the sweetest and is beautiful on the inside and out. Lavza might think no one likes her but in reality she is teachers,friends,families and guys dream girl. If u mess with her and you at the time have a boyfriend, you better watch yourself because you never know when she's going to make your boyfriend hers. Even though she is kind of evil, she is literally the most loyal and outgoing people you'll ever meet. Hence, she will apologise and accept apologise really easily. If you're dating her, she won't have any problem of you being busy, she understands that you're quite busy and she'll be patient. She might overthink but you need to reassure her that you love her a lot and give her as much as compliments she gives you.

Did you know that Lavza didn't tell the police the truth and covered up for her friend?

Oh, she is a totally my kind of girl.

She's supper loyal, I wish I'd a Lavza.

Lavza by Lavza November 23, 2021

lava-ware

Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity.

The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.

The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.

Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.

Hipster 1: "Bromandude, did you check the weather for tonight yet? If it's gonna rain I'm totes gonna rock the fedora, otherwise I'm hitting the town with my understated tipped quaff."

Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."

lava-ware by Dairy-Maid November 19, 2013

Shitting lava 

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.

GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!

Shitting lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

Lamza 

South African slang for French/tongue kiss
Present tense:lamzaring
Past tense:lamza'd
Future tense:lamza

Did you see Tyler and Kylie lamza behind the school?

Lamza by Pretty boy gee November 23, 2019

Lava Guava 

An alcoholic drink created in the dark and dusty dorms of Northeastern University. Comprised of two ingredients, this mixed drink is as dangerous as saying every word of Mo Bamba in a crowded party as a white freshman. Part Orange Guava Passionfruit Juice and part Malibu (it’s exact ratio is kept locked up like my boy Tay-K), this drink is best made with stolen ingredients from a specific dining hall on campus. It’s preferably served chilled in a crusty Dasani water bottle. Made by Eric Weiss, the clown of clowns.

Yo bro, have you tried Lava Guava yet?

Lava Guava by EWeiss September 8, 2019

Pissing lava 

The painful urination from STDs.

After doing Wonda Wonderpig I am pissing lava! Yaeeaawww!!

Pissing lava by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016