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A tall skinny black man who plays the drums and is quite sensative to calling

him stupid or a dummy.
Josh: Lavon is a dummy.
Ryan: Damn straight.
Lavon: *sighs* im not a dummy..then cries
Lavon by DareDevil827 July 4, 2009
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The word is derived from Lithuanian word Lavonas, which means "dead-man". It is smart guy with decent salary, but walking around with dirty t-shirts and sweatshirts all the time and doesn't seem to care about it. It may apply to jeans, shoes, haircut, etc. as well.
Man 1: Hey, have you seen Michael?!
Man 2: Yeah, he doesn't seem like lavon anymore with his new sweat-shirt.
Man 1: No worries, after a week or so he will look like lavon again.
lavon by domz7 November 30, 2011
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The biggest baddest Sagittarius king/Queen in the land he/she is ruler of planet Jupiter if you meet a man or a women with this name and they are a Sagittarius bow down to them
Lavon the Sagittarius king and queen
Lavon by anonymous November 22, 2021
LaVon is a soul crafted to perfection, he is as close as humans can get to perfection. Although he can be very stubborn he is worth the time and effort. He cares heavily for the ones he loves, but is not one to put up with unnecessary bull. He’s definitely a freaky lil thing, always saying things you would not have expected to come out if his mouth. Don’t let the baby-face fool you. He tends to be quite nonchalant but can quickly turn into a energetic person. LaVon also happens to be a night owl, rarely goes to sleep before 2 or 3 am. Like many others he knows how to take a joke but don’t mess with him. LaVon has just about mastered his emotions, you will not get any unintentional reactions from him. Although LaVon may be a little difficult at times he is worth all of the effort you put into your relationship with him. He gives it back ten fold and is truly a great person to have in you life. Don't miss out on a LaVon.
“Is tht LaVon?”

“Oh yeah fosho don’t mess wit Von everybody ‘round hea know his body”

“Oh wrd?”

“Yea omm. Don’t fuck wit him, mess around nd get yo shit rocked”

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“LaVon is so cute”

“Yea keep thinkin tht, tht boy sum else fr fr”

“Wym?”

“I mean don't let the babyface fool u”

“He aint finna do nun fr”

“Yea ok keep believin that, lemme kno how tht goes. Dont say ian tell u nun either.”

Lavon Affair 

Formally known as "Operation Susannah", the Lavon Affair was a failed Israeli covert operation. For the operation a group of Egyptian Jews were recruited to plant bombs in Egyptian, American, and British-owned civilian targets: cinemas, libraries, and schools. The attacks were made to be blamed on the Muslim Brotherhood and Egyptian communist organizations. The terrorist plot was foiled by the Egyptian authorities, and the agents assigned to execute the operation were arrested.
The Lavon Affair is just one of the many points proving the role of uncontrolled Israeli aggression within the Middle East
Lavon Affair by nigeraifigerA October 11, 2020

Joshua Lavon muthafuckin Parcher

Joshua Lavon muthafuckin Parcher is hot and has a dog named duke.
A person who manifests love in all that they do. She knows that her thoughts are her prayers and she strives to keep them pure. She thinks that the answer to every problem is more love. She enjoys the simple things in life and lives in the precious present moment.
1. You call her a lover of mankind, but I call her a LaVonna.
2. She lived her life as a LaVonna, and by doing so, helped better humanity.
3. Being a LaVonna, her chosen profession of social work was a good fit.
LaVonna by Lover Of Mankind March 9, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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