Caprio

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Caprio is a name of an Italian boy. He usually is good at football but better at basketball. He is bigger than every kid in his grade. Especially his gym teacher. He tends to be really into watching Youtube or playing video games. Sometimes he can be a real bitch but it’s ok his family still loves him. Well.......:. not all of his family. His brother that he has loves beating him up and squeezing his man boobs.

Ohhhh....... so that’s why your so good at basketball, your a Caprio!

Caprio by belcoco June 9, 2019

Caprio

(v) To make a poor political decision in the heat of the moment that may or may not ruin your career.

Hey, did you see? He really Caprio'ed that one, telling the President to shove it on national television.

Caprio by MuscThtr October 26, 2010

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Caprio

Caprio is an Italian boy. He is bigger than most kids in his grade. Including his gym teacher. He is supposed to be good at soccer but he’s trash at it. He doesn’t have a lot of friends. He has only one good friend. and then a friend that he likes but is mean that kids name in Nick, Sam, Dylan or Ryan. Now that you know more about Caprio we can tell you his secrets. He thinks his parents are real bitches! When he goes to bed he thinks about how much he hates them. He also has a secret crush on somebody...... her name is Bryn. She is also kinda big. When you ever see or meet a Caprio........... the first thing you have to do is RUN! RUN FROM HIM!!!

Sally: “ hey did you see the new kid. He is such a bitch uuhhggggg!”

Bryn: “ i think he’s cute! and i like the name Caprio!”
Addison: EWWWW! no he’s a big smelly slobbbbbbb!
Sammy: who are we talking about??”

Nick: Heheh i’m gonna bully this bitch
Henry: He looks like a good friend
Jennifer: eh he seems kinda boring!

Caprio by belcoco June 9, 2019

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Grandma Caprio

Artie Lang's now deceased grandmother. Often imitated by Howard Stern on his show.

Howard Stern: Oh, look Artie, we have Grandma Caprio on the phone...
(Howard doing Grandma Caprio in deep Italian accent): Oh, my-a Artie... You must-a get back-a with-a the Daner. She was-a the best-a thing-a that-a ever happened-a to you-a...

Grandma Caprio by TommyBizzle July 6, 2008

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Matt Caprio

An amazing best friend who will always be there for you.
No matter what situation you are in he will always back you up.
He is great with boy advice and he has a lot of girl friends
matt caprio is basically an amazing person who will never let you down.

My best friend is a Matt Caprio

See him? Thats Matt Caprio

Matt Caprio by 11234543 August 14, 2011

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Joseph caprio

Joseph caprio: A man who ejaculates the shit out of monkeys hehe penis face

Joseph caprio by Thefuckingmonkey November 3, 2023

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Caprivid

A short and punchy music video using a segment of a song. Mini music videos made with limited time and resource.

Why is that banging music video shorter?

It’s not a music video it’s a Caprivid

Caprivid by Scorpiosznn April 4, 2022

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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