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Caprio is a name of an Italian boy. He usually is good at football but better at basketball. He is bigger than every kid in his grade. Especially his gym teacher. He tends to be really into watching Youtube or playing video games. Sometimes he can be a real bitch but it’s ok his family still loves him. Well.......:. not all of his family. His brother that he has loves beating him up and squeezing his man boobs.
Ohhhh....... so that’s why your so good at basketball, your a Caprio!
by belcoco June 09, 2019
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(v) To make a poor political decision in the heat of the moment that may or may not ruin your career.
Hey, did you see? He really Caprio'ed that one, telling the President to shove it on national television.
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Caprio is an Italian boy. He is bigger than most kids in his grade. Including his gym teacher. He is supposed to be good at soccer but he’s trash at it. He doesn’t have a lot of friends. He has only one good friend. and then a friend that he likes but is mean that kids name in Nick, Sam, Dylan or Ryan. Now that you know more about Caprio we can tell you his secrets. He thinks his parents are real bitches! When he goes to bed he thinks about how much he hates them. He also has a secret crush on somebody...... her name is Bryn. She is also kinda big. When you ever see or meet a Caprio........... the first thing you have to do is RUN! RUN FROM HIM!!!
Sally: “ hey did you see the new kid. He is such a bitch uuhhggggg!”

Bryn: “ i think he’s cute! and i like the name Caprio!”
Addison: EWWWW! no he’s a big smelly slobbbbbbb!
Sammy: who are we talking about??”

Nick: Heheh i’m gonna bully this bitch
Henry: He looks like a good friend
Jennifer: eh he seems kinda boring!
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by belcoco June 09, 2019
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