13 definitions by Thoughtstipated
A term used to describe a woman (or girl) who mothers children for the sole purpose of collecting a larger piece of welfare-system pie.
"Mel's pregnant again!? That's her 4th kid and she's only 23 years old! I don't think one of them kids got the same daddy."
"Yeah, she's a baby collector. I bet her pussy's like a wizard's sleeve!"
"Yeah, she's a baby collector. I bet her pussy's like a wizard's sleeve!"
by Thoughtstipated November 23, 2006
by Thoughtstipated November 28, 2007
To have a mental blockage, a thought on the tip of your tongue you can't seem to spit out. A synonym of brainfart.
by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006
Will be the name of Mexican neighborhoods in Alberta. Due to Alberta's vast resources and frigid winter conditions combined with nobody's interest to work or live in -40C temperatures, Alberta is working on importing 100s of Mexicans to work menial jobs as the white-man heads for the oil patch.
by Thoughtstipated November 23, 2006
Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.
See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call
See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call
We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.
by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006
To define a large pile of unwashed laundry so smelly it might just start walking away, consuming small animals or children.
by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006
A Toronto suburb known as Brampton, noted for it's +60% population of middle eastern immigrants. This city is one of the reasons some American's refer to Canada as Canukistan.
by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006