latte art

Decorated cappuccinos and coffee using only the movement of the jug. The picture in the foam could be a heart, a leaf, even a cute puppy! A visual treat for a coffee drinker!

A quick search for "latte art" will show you various examples of the genre.

It made my day when I ordered a latte and I found that it had been decorated with a lovely heart! It was almost too beatiful to drink that latte art ............ but not quite!

latte art by w00fdawg October 1, 2005

Get merch

Get the latte art mug.

See more merch

Latte Art

Noun.
Fancy designs drawn in sparkling café latté, mostly used by hipsters to attract the white girl species.

Note: If you can master the swan, there’s no more limit to your sexual influence.

« Nice Latte art, wanna fuck? »

Latte Art by Bruce_tha_moose April 24, 2017

Get merch

Related Words

latte art • Anal Latte Art • latte • Latte Liberals • latte-ish • latte jacob • Latte-mammor • latte sipper • latte and learn • Latte butt

Anal Latte Art

When a girl has diarrhea so she does a headstand and lets it sit on top of her anus. The guy will then shoot his load into the dark creamy liquid and tries to make a design.

Bob: hey Jim how’s the coffee business going?
Jim: I decided to bring it into the bedroom with Stacy and we did Anal Latte Art last night

Anal Latte Art by CoffeeBoi69 February 15, 2020

Get merch

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Get merch

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

Get merch

jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

Get merch

girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Get merch