laser eyes

The best mother-fucking superpower known to man.

Ammo includes but isn't limited to:

- lasers
- fire extinguisher
- hot dogs
- money
- firey stuff that makes rockets take off
- bullets
- more hot dogs

Pew! Pew! Zap! Ka-pow! Boom!

Laser eyes kick serious ass!

laser eyes by NotOriginal December 15, 2008

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Laser for eyes

A metaphor for extreme anger or intense focus, as if your eyes could “blast” someone or something.

If I had laser for eyes, she’d feel my rage.

Laser for eyes by VibeSyntax January 5, 2026

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Loser eyes

A person watching too many sports events, ie baseball, basketball, football, hockey volleyball etc... That person watching his or her favorite team is always losing, hence the meaning of loser eyes.

Tim is always watching the Dallas Cowboys with his loser eyes and still swears they are going to the superbowl like they last did in 1996.

Loser eyes by VBH15 October 7, 2018

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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