las vegas

1)Most of you haters think its a place to bang hookers, get married to some bitch you just met, lose all your money gambling, the letter X, etc. 2)Tourist think its a nice city with casinos, lights, fine restaurants, good attractions etc. 3)But we residents think its a place that isn't filled with bullshit, good weather after you get used to it. Many people move out here from California because they need the money or recently lost their jobs.
1) rich guy: Hey man, lets go to Vegas to party, gamble and bang hookers.

2) tourist: Lets go to Vegas to have a nice vacation and to relax.

3) local resident: I moved to Vegas because the minimum wage is higher and they pay good money at the casino.

4) native resident: Vegas is a nice town especially father away from the Strip because you get no trouble and live peacefully.
by LastUser July 06, 2005
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las vegas is awesome its not just hookers
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A supermassive black hole that was moved from the center of the galaxy to right smack dab in the middle of the desert in nevada. It's gravitational force is so strong that nothng, not even your paycheck can escape its pull. As more of your money falls into the event horizon, vegas's mass grows ever larger.
Money caught, withen the gravitional pull of las vegas, gives off x-rays, detectable as debt here on earth, as it spirals down to oblivion.
by Accretion Disk March 06, 2005
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A once beautiful town that is fast becoming an overpopulated crime riddled shithole like Los Angeles.
Las Vegas will never be the beautiful town it once was.
by Overdrive November 15, 2005
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the best city in the world. if u live here and complain about how there's nothing to do then ur a loser with no life. u probably wouldn't be happy anywhere else because you suck at life

the entertainment capital of the world. we make money off all the tourists and they get mad cuz we are taking their money.
Tourist: I loved vegas until I lost all my money, now I hate it.

Local:Yeah Las Vegas is awesome I love living here, it's so fun.

Loser:I hate living here cuz im under 21 and I have no friends to party with so I'm a sad and depressed loser. I bet Cali is better.
by OG SteveO December 10, 2006
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American excess at its most excessive.

Everything that's bad about the United States all rolled into one location.

A colossal waste of energy, in the middle of nowhere.
Las Vegas should be seen at least once, if only to prove that it really does exist, and isn't the demented fantasy of a Hollywood set designer.
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Plain and simple the absolute worst city in the whole world. Outside the Strip (which sucks for anyone under 21) the whole city is suburbs. Centennial Hills, Summerlin, Green Valley, Spring Valley, The Lakes, North Las Vegas, the East Side, Desert Shores = houses that look all the same for miles. And its too hot to do anything outside except for winter. I live in this hellhole, so take my word. Never come here. Ever. ...bitch
ME(raddest fuckin dude ever): I hate Las Vegas, I'm 15 and it's impossible to do anything in this shithole.

Anyone under 18 that lives in Vegas: He's right
by raddest fucking dude ever July 09, 2006
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