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Larry King 

Living corpse in suspenders. Something that should of died a long time ago, but keeps on living by sucking out the souls of his two young boys. He used to be best friends with Jesus.
"Larry King owns a talk show, and wears classy suspenders to keep from exposing his bony ass."
Larry King by Juicalicious April 25, 2010
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Larry King 

Larry King by Helioseismology July 26, 2008

Larry King 

The Larry King is a variation of the widely used 69 position, only when your girl goes down on you, you let out a massive fart. Preferably the fart is silent so she doesn't hear it coming. Television personality, Larry King, typically rips 4 or 5 of these beauties during his live broadcast. For added authenticity, leave your suspenders on while enjoying the Larry King.
Last night was so great, Rona and I went back to my place and I gave her the nastiest Larry King. What can I say? She loved it.

Larry King 

Larry is a simple man, he enjoys the small things in life. Larry has an obsession with feet, weed and shitting on random objects. Larry gets around in a 2012 Kia Soul, he heartily loves his Kia collection almost as much as he enjoys the feeling of a good shit on a treadmill. Larry King also deeply enjoys the new Grande Big Mac from Mcdonald's. He proudly rolls his lime-green Kia through the drive-through.

In terms of entertainment, Larry's favourite shows are family strokes, Edward Penishands and Bowlin' in her Colon.
Look at Larry King! He's mauling that bag of Doritos in his Kia Soul.
Larry King by HoinyHayden69 July 14, 2021

BEE LARRY KING 

BEE LARRY KING is the Bee type of LARRY KING. He was seen in the Famous movie "BEE MOVIE" and had an interview with BARRY BEE BENSON about how he sewed the human race. Eventually BEE LARRY KING talks about stick ball and candy Stores.
Man i love the interview with BEE LARRY KING.
BEE LARRY KING by Sirjoey28 June 4, 2020

Larry Kinged 

The process of old TV hosts getting booted simply because of their age. e.g. Jerry Lewis and eventually Regis Philbin.
Wow I can't believe Jerry Lewis got Larry Kinged this year.
Larry Kinged by JoeNJ2 September 6, 2011

Larry Kingdom 

the right-wing net cast by that evil, vicious media overlord, Larry King. only really applicable to Fox News and certain parts of the southern USA.
"did you see fox news last night?" "no, mate, that whole right-wing network is a Larry Kingdom." "what's that?" *opens up laptop*...
Larry Kingdom by Spencer Rapson March 3, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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