Juicalicious's definitions

Gorgous

A mythological beast middle-school girls sympathetically compare each other to mainly in the comments section of their facebook profile pictures.

YOU LOOK GORGOUS <3. Did you mean gorgeous...? NO I MEAN SHE LOOKS, LIKE, GORGOUS !!!!

by Juicalicious May 26, 2011

Awkward

A new hipster fad. Apparently inflating your cheeks with air and bugging your eyes out in a picture is cute and "awkward". Also positioning your hands to look like they are clutching your face while your knuckles are bent is another cool "awkward" pose hipsters love.

"AWKWARD IS SO CUTE. I'M AWKWARD NOW" - Teenage Hipster

by juicalicious April 29, 2011

Shit Chills

The shiver that travels up your spine when you have to take a huge dump. It makes your shoulders jerk and your voice will most likely crack if you are speaking. The weird thing is no one ever seems to notice.

So I was wal-KI-ni-ng..." "Aha." "Just got the shit chills. Be right back.

by juicalicious April 28, 2011

Charlie Sheen

A warlock/rock star from Mars. Usually extremely tired of pretending he's not special.Great at making money off of his own nervous breakdown. Highly superior to the rest of the human race. His only flaw is that in case of a transfusion, he needs to transfuse his own blood with that of a tigers.

What's the difference between Charlie Sheen and an ordinary human? Charlie Sheen isn't a troll.

by juicalicious April 7, 2011

All Time Low

Band birthed from the vagina of mainstream "punk" a.k.a. skater-wannabes who sing like an emo with a scissor and play music that can only be described as the retarded child of modern-day rock.

If you're looking for an awful band just like All Time Low , try these :

The Academy Is.

A Day To Remember.

by Juicalicious January 24, 2011

Metalcore

Shitty genre of music. It is said to be derived from hardcore punk and heavy metal, but really sounds like Panic! at the Disco with heavier guitar riffs. The vocalists are usually washed up emos.

Metalcore.

by Juicalicious January 22, 2011

Hipster

Generational "misfits". In the late 2000's emos decided that that being emo wasn't cool or hardcore enough for them, so they decided to turn hipster. Hipsters claim to be environmentally friendly even though their trendy clothes are made in east asian sweatshops by children. They love metalcore, and shitty indie rock bands. Standard attire includes oxfords or converse, huge scarves, horn-rimmed glasses, dirty emo hair, gauges, skinny jeans, "granny" sweaters, and ironic t-shirts that no one fucking understands. They might seem chill, but theyre really pretentious assholes trying to seem poor and original. Never call a hipster a hipster. You'll be socially shunned. Also it is unwise to remind a hipster of their emo hayday. They will deny it. Or deem you uncool and '"totally mainstream".

The emo kids at my highschool that refused to be labeled. Especially as a hipster.

And the rest of America.

by Juicalicious January 22, 2011