Generational "misfits". In the late 2000's emos decided that that being emo wasn't cool or hardcore enough for them, so they decided to turn hipster. Hipsters claim to be environmentally friendly even though their trendy clothes are made in east asian sweatshops by children. They love metalcore, and shitty indie rock bands. Standard attire includes oxfords or converse, huge scarves, horn-rimmed glasses, dirty emo hair, gauges, skinny jeans, "granny" sweaters, and ironic t-shirts that no one fucking understands. They might seem chill, but theyre really pretentious assholes trying to seem poor and original. Never call a hipster a hipster. You'll be socially shunned. Also it is unwise to remind a hipster of their emo hayday. They will deny it. Or deem you uncool and '"totally mainstream".
The emo kids at my highschool that refused to be labeled. Especially as a hipster.
And the rest of America.
And the rest of America.
by Juicalicious January 21, 2011
A new hipster fad. Apparently inflating your cheeks with air and bugging your eyes out in a picture is cute and "awkward". Also positioning your hands to look like they are clutching your face while your knuckles are bent is another cool "awkward" pose hipsters love.
by juicalicious April 11, 2011
Host of Jeopardy with the stare of a thousand bipolar men. Attempts to pronounce foreign words, but sucks major ass.
by Juicalicious April 26, 2010
A mythological beast middle-school girls sympathetically compare each other to mainly in the comments section of their facebook profile pictures.
by Juicalicious May 03, 2011
Polish word for drunk pronounced pee-yak. They like to stand in front of grocery stores and harass you for spare change. Pijaks usually have red faces, and almost always are wearing a black ski cap that stands on top of their heads.
by Juicalicious April 24, 2010
A male with abnormally juicy thighs. They are so big, that his testes are in danger of cracking in between them as he walks.
by Juicalicious April 22, 2010
by Juicalicious April 25, 2010