Juicalicious's definitions

Chuck Norris

Jesus' more powerful, ginger brother.

"Jesus give me back my x-box, or I'll roundhouse kick your ass back into Jerusalem."-Chuck Norris

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

Larry King

Living corpse in suspenders. Something that should of died a long time ago, but keeps on living by sucking out the souls of his two young boys. He used to be best friends with Jesus.

"Larry King owns a talk show, and wears classy suspenders to keep from exposing his bony ass."

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

Charlie Sheen

A warlock/rock star from Mars. Usually extremely tired of pretending he's not special.Great at making money off of his own nervous breakdown. Highly superior to the rest of the human race. His only flaw is that in case of a transfusion, he needs to transfuse his own blood with that of a tigers.

What's the difference between Charlie Sheen and an ordinary human? Charlie Sheen isn't a troll.

by juicalicious April 7, 2011

All Time Low

Band birthed from the vagina of mainstream "punk" a.k.a. skater-wannabes who sing like an emo with a scissor and play music that can only be described as the retarded child of modern-day rock.

If you're looking for an awful band just like All Time Low , try these :

The Academy Is.

A Day To Remember.

by Juicalicious January 24, 2011

Gorgous

A mythological beast middle-school girls sympathetically compare each other to mainly in the comments section of their facebook profile pictures.

YOU LOOK GORGOUS <3. Did you mean gorgeous...? NO I MEAN SHE LOOKS, LIKE, GORGOUS !!!!

by Juicalicious May 26, 2011

Tumblr

Hipster society of hatred and self- admiration. Totally ironic. They hate facebook even though every single one of them has one. Like to post pictures of cats, themselves, and obscure bands. Youre not supposed to speak of tumblr, but its a public diary. Its as ironic as the fake handlebar mustaches they sport.

Tumblr is a hipsters bitch.

by Juicalicious January 22, 2011

Bill Cosby

A comedian who loves jell-o pudding. His distinctive way of talking is caused by an excess of jell-o pudding in his mouth at all times. He also wears a very sexy sweater, and makes everyone call him Mr.Cosby to boost his ego because his jokes are painfully bad.

"Why is that man talking that way?" "It's Bill Cosby, he always has his jowls full of jell-o pudding."

"Where did he get that sweater. It's so 1982!" "From Bill Cosby's yard sale."

by Juicalicious April 24, 2010