Helioseismology's definitions

Jpop

The same type of pop shit you hear on top 40 radio, but in Japanese so you can feel superior.

The weeaboos listened to Jpop and watched animu.

by helioseismology January 2, 2010

Haiku

A Japanese form of poetry used by lazy people.

Haiku example:

I like potatoes
They are yummy and filling
Five more syllables

by helioseismology January 15, 2010

Macavity

n. A monster of depravity.

When you reach the scene of crime - Macavity's not there!

by Helioseismology July 20, 2008

awesomest

adj. The superlative of awesome.

The awesomest widget exceeded all expectations.

by Helioseismology July 20, 2008

EWI

'ee·wee
n. The acronym for Electronic Wind Instrument, a non-acoustic, 8-octave wind instrument manufactured by the Akai Professional corporation and made popular by saxophonist Michael Brecker. The EWI consists of two primary components: the controller, utilizing the boehm fingering system similar to that of a saxophone; and the analog tone generator module. It is related to the less popular Electronic Valve Instrument (see EVI).

an EWI solo; the EWI player.

by Helioseismology July 21, 2008

evi

'ee·vee
n. The acronym for Electronic Valve instrument, the less popular variant of the Electronic Wind Instrument (see EWI). Designed with a trumpet-like interface.

The trumpet player readily switched to the EVI.

by Helioseismology December 31, 2005

Larry King

prop n: A prolific suspender salesman.

Larry King wears suspenders.

by Helioseismology July 26, 2008