larmosche 

The period right before shedding where snakes get oily and produce cocoa

Me (snakeologist): That snake is in larmosche”
Zoologist (fraud): “What is that?”
Me: *chuckles*

larmosche by ProfessionalSnakeologist November 12, 2022

Laroched 

To be the victim of a shocking event, an event so shocking that you would never believe it would happen.

Alternative: to be boys with Chuck Liddell

You just lost in a game of chess to a four-year old. You were laroched.

Roy Halladay got laroched and gave up a home run to Andy Laroche.

Laroched by BuccoFan981 July 27, 2010

Lamouche eye 

1. Severe Lazyness in one or both eyes. Severity of lazy eye(s) depends on amount of cocksucking performed prior to elonged exposure to the sun and chlorine of the pool.
2. Seeing someone from the extreme corner of your eye.
3. Whorrible photo of oneself exposing a queer position of the eye(s).

1. -Damn, I spent all day in the pool, and now my eye looks like this!
-That sucks, bro, you got some severe Lamouche eye. The girls wont wantcha now, except the prostitots.

2. Yo that bytch was FINE! I saw her looking at me with Lamouche eye.

3. Dude! Your Bus pass is whack! Mads case of Lamouche eye.

Lamouche eye by Big Toker April 14, 2003

Larsches Lox 

The only way to describe a well cultivated mullet.

Rachel from Beefs Barbers has done a great job on Shmick’s Larsches Lox.

Larsches Lox by ShmickROK November 26, 2019

laymosphere 

The quality of comfort of one's outstretched body across any particular surface.

James: How's the laymosphere on those four chairs?
Tom: Not too bad. I would prefer to be laying on a bed, but this isn't all that horrible either.

laymosphere by Thomas Lasey January 1, 2008

Douche Larouche

any kind of moronic human being, that performs outrageous acts of stupidity, or verbal suggestions of retardation. Literally means a bleeding or broken douche bag.

Douche Larouche is a compound insult, that can package other insults.for instance: Douche la fucking rouche!

"I think Tothian is a douche larouche, for not knowing the term wetback."

"I dare you to pass me you douche la fuckin' rouche."

Douche Larouche by Wall Creeper April 30, 2008

Sandy Larouche 

(verb) The act of lathering platinum lube over your entire body and then proceeding to roll around vigorously in colorful sand until it creates a full body sand mosaic.

Jake's mom gave me and Desjuan a Sandy Larouche last week and I'm still chaffing from it.

Sandy Larouche by Boombox Billy November 26, 2011