lard tard

A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.

That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.

by PMax January 11, 2009

lard tard

Someone who is extremely slow at doing something, as if s/he has consumed a morbid amount of lard.

Boss: Why have you not moved this box of feathers?
Piggy Girl: Sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
Boss: Wtf, they don't even weigh a thing. You are such a lard tard.

by leChef July 3, 2010

Lard Tard

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust

I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

Lard tard

A horizontally challenged greasy person with low intellect

this redditor is SUCH a lard tard

by whorable guy August 3, 2025