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To lie or embellish substantially at inappropriate times.
Our friend was larzing us when he said he had a big dick.
larzing by SoapyDelicious April 3, 2022
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larbz • Larz • Larb • larbage • Lariza • Larbear • Larbie • larez • Larazshia • Larbadaddle
lariza is a amazing girl she will help you out with anything and will always will have your back she is a very wild person and has a lot of mixed feelings like sometimes she could be happy and a second later she could be sad all though she is a very creative person and she always knows how to make someones day better, but sometimes there are something you do not know about her sometimes she is happy but that can be a fake smile and she is always depressed and sad but its OK she says but it really isn't OK so always check up on her and never break up with her because you should be happy that you meet a lariza because she is a beautiful and so cute so you should always be happy that you meet a lariza and you should never let her go.
lariza are you OK today?
you are so beautiful and the prettiest girl ever.
lariza by from the best person ever November 19, 2020

Larbert high school disease

When ye walk in the larbert high and see big deppresed angus the first stage starts ye start to piss yer pants laughing because she is trying to get her pills out her purse she then cunts it on the floor that's when stage 2 starts ye shite yer self big mr auld walks through and pulls out his 30 mile long dick and pits it in big Angus wile also smoking stardog this is all caught on the cctv he then cunts it and then ye fuck both there bodies down the void and it hits some cunt in a wheelchair causing brain damage
/larb/; verb, intransitive.
1) To lie in one's bed in sweatpants while adjusting the covers and sighing.
2) To get the same amount accomplished while awake as one could accomplish while asleep—that is, to say, nothing.

Present participle: larbing
Past tense: larbed
Past participle: larbed

Etymology: from a misreading of "larb" (pronounced /la:p/), a meat salad of Laotian and Thai origin.
1) As Gwen collapsed in her bed after her morning jog, she decided that it would be best to larb for a while as her heart rate returned to normal.
2) Burnt out from a stressful week, Dorothy spent all Saturday morning larbing instead of doing her neuroscience homework.
larb by HeavenlyHeightsSoCo1 September 23, 2012
some very sexy man who only speaks facts
larbo by thegood1out January 10, 2021
Larbage- to care, or pay mind to.
"as Gary the No-Trash Cougar Says" "Give a Larbage through out your garbage"
larbage by tacar February 15, 2008
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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