landypoo 

a hot sexy beast who will take you out and eat ribs and make you pay the bill

landypoo you are so awesome

landypoo by boo bo bb December 5, 2020

Ladypoonaze 

Kind of like mayonaise, but from a lady's poon.

"I'll have the hot pastrami on rye with ladypoonaze."

Ladypoonaze by Alex ander February 7, 2008

landywood 

A shit hole in the Walsall post code area WS6 known for it’s stabbings, drug dealing and a few lads who think they’re hard because they got away in bricking a window in

Dave: Let’s go landywood? Keith: Nah bro I don’t wanna get my windows bricked in

landywood by Brad Jukes February 24, 2020

lardypoo 

lardypoo is a polite way of calling some, usually an overweight (aren't they all) American, a lardarse. They tend to be found hanging around MacD's or the cake counter of your local shop dressed in check shorts and white tube socks.

"get your lardypoo arse away from the cake shop"

lardypoo by Plonker July 11, 2007

ladypooch 

The pocket of fat located just below the belly button and generally above the pubic area.

Did you see Sandy? She had her first kid and now she has a ladypooch

ladypooch by PhoenixD April 30, 2019